Is there an Ernest Hemingway or
a Vincent Van Gogh inside of you, struggling to escape? Are you
revolted by the culture in which you find yourself, yet too enervated
to change it? Are you convinced that only art can reveal truth
and beauty, yet skeptical of its powers to redeem you? Do you look to
raw experience (the more reckless, the better) as the only thing that
will prove stronger than your despair? And are you also watching
your waistline? You have come to the right
place.
We of the Fredösphere Distilleries are pleased to introduce our
new line of absinthe that is alcohol-free. Now you can enjoy the great
taste and hallucinogenic effects you remember from the classic
absinthes, but without the alcohol.
Our
secret recipe requires that we begin with a "Swiss" absinthe: the
finest, most expensive type. It is the pure distillate
of a blend of wormwood and herbs. Our absinthe
is never diluted with inferior alcohols or water, as is done by
our
competitors.
Having begun with the finest possible absinthe, we then gently
remove the alcohol according to a secret process developed at
Fredösphere Labs. The result is a clean, light, low-calorie
drink that retains the capacity to blow your mind.
N/A Absinthe by Fredösphere Distilleries. Soon to be
available in a low-carb version. Decadent. Sensible. Contemporary.
Please note that all absinthe products are illegal wherever
prohibited by law.
