Eight months ago, the wifeösphere was convalescing after a pair of
hammer blows in the form of a brain tumor and bacterial meningitis.
Reading was the only thing she could do without discomfort. I was
tasked with finding books she would like. Naturally, I turned to
Literature Map and entered a
name, probably
Madeline
l'Engle. Up popped Dorothy Sayers. I went to the library
and swept the shelves clean of her.
Later, wanting to join the Sayers club the quick and dirty way, I
borrowed DVDs of BBC adaptations of Sayers' detective stories. Sayers'
answer to Sherlock Holmes is Lord Peter Wimsey. He's the
monocle-wearing son, but not heir, of a Duke; he's rich and
sophisticated, and thus enjoys all the advantages and few of the
obligations (beyond military service) of nobility. He's also always
the smartest (in every sense) person in the room, yet somehow not too
arrogant. He's Sherlock Holmes without the opium addiction or the
misogyny; in short, he's perfect.
He's also perfectly portrayed by actor Ian Carmichael, who makes it
impossible to imagine Lord Peter with any other face or voice.
I'll focus on
The Nine Tailors, which the wifeösphere and I
watched last week. The title refers to the practice of ringing nine
"tailor" or "teller" strokes of one church bell to announce the death of a
parishioner. Much of the mystery (involving some stolen and never
recovered
emeralds) revolves around the belfry of a certain country church, which boasts
eight great bells. The rector fits the stereotype: he's a scrawny dork
infatuated by his ambition to ring an especially complicated
change, all
permutations of which require nine hours to complete. Naturally the
omnicompetent Lord Peter is an experienced ringer, so he participates
in the ringing.
Ringing a change of any complexity requires certain manual skill: one
initiates the pull of the rope a second or two in advance of the moment
the bell must ring, so the timing is tricky. In addition, one must
count carefully and keep track of the permutations, maintaining one's
concentration over a long time. This especially is what makes a change
such an impressive feat, especially when one considers what an
unappreciated feat it is. (Surely only the ringers themselves ever
keep count, or notice if a mistake is made.)
Bell ringing is one of the purest examples of the
matchstick
cathedral mentality, especially when one considers the cost of the
bells. Like any geek pursuit, it intimidates with its arcane
terminology: "Kent Treble Bob Major," "cross and stretch," "calling
up" and "calling down," etc. Of course, in the age before electronic
communication, church bells served an important function, as is shown
in the final scene of
The Nine Tailors where ringing of the
bells warn townspeople to seek high ground before an impending flood.
They also play an important role in the denouement of the story; I wish
I could give away the surprise, which is exquisitely calibrated by
Sayers to illicit horror and amusement all at the same time.
This story reminds us that the hyper-mathematical impulse behind
minimalism and its Eastern influences is not unknown in the West. Perhaps
we forget because we never quite thought of ringing the changes as
music. Silly of us, what.
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