The Fredösphere

Rolex mania is down.  Good!  Now if only Gameboy mania would follow suit, the Fredösphere household would become a much more peaceful place.

Windows XP slip fourth.  But soft!  What light through yonder window breaks?  'Tis the blou screen of death, methinks!

Churchmen.  (Sent by bricklayingbolshoi@[redacted].com.)  What can I say to improve this one?

Neptune competitively.  As opposed to that loser Pluto.

Cruiser sincerely.  Sounds like an expression marking from a Henry Mancini composition.

Assal Amar Balad Saalouny.  Remember the good old days, when orientalism seemed quaintly amusing?

Low-lying carp.  At last, a spammer reveals his identity!