The Fredösphere

Alice Cooper did not believe in marriage, socks, or underwear.  On Saturday the wifeösphere and I picked out a replacement wedding ring for her, then went shopping for clothes.  On the drive home, it hit me:  my three purchases made me the exact opposite of Alice Cooper.  I am the anti-Alice!  I am his worst nightmare!  Ha-ha!  Next I will organize a choir that sings nothing but songs written by anyone other than Leonard Cohen, and I'll call it the Conspiracy of Beardlessness.  By the way, that's a great name for a choir when you realize the word "conspire" derives from the Latin for "breathe together."  Finally, this Christian version of American Idol cannot possibly result in anything good, do you agree?  "We took the modern American worship of celebrity, and blended it with the Gospel!  Cool!"