That Which Does Not Kill Me Makes Me Whimper
Mentioning Scott Spiegelberg's comments on the Texas Countertenor Controversy will likely give me dropsy, rheumatism, apoplexy, various poxes great and small, softening of the brain, trench mouth, St. Vitus dance, and consumption, not to mention gout, grippe, grocer's itch, ague, dengue, palsy, phthisis, hoof and mouth disease, biliousness, hemiplegy, cachexy, catelepsy, croup, impetigo, necrosis, nephrosis, nephritis, neuralgia, nostalgia, euphoria, flux of humor, and (ironically) aphonia -- but no, Scott, it probably won't kill me.
Umie the Umlaut says, "ask your doctor about the Fredösphere!"
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All right, then. As long as it doesn't kill you.
Of course, now I feel quite incompetent as a Satanic individual, not having heard of half of those diseases. I need to expand my repertoire.
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