Straight From the Neiman-Marcus Catalog
Does a journalist betray a bit of ignorance when she describes a church's organ as "custom-built?" I suppose most people buy their pipe organs right out of the Neiman-Marcus catalog. Along with their luxury submarines. (Next question: where do I go to buy a submarine that comes equipped with a pipe organ?)
Well, sheeee-oot! It only gets better: now the Neiman-Marcus catalog sells zeppelins!
And in other news: I have a feeling this webpage and the concert tour it is promoting deserve each other.
Umie the Umlaut says, "ask your doctor about the Fredösphere!"

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