Jane Austen Does Bollywood
I would like to dig up Jane Austen, prop her in front of my computer, and make her watch as I browse my way over to this post, then download the trailer to Bride and Prejudice, a new movie from the makers of Bend It Like Beckham, then listen while the bewildered 250-year-old author asks "what's a computer?" and "what's the internet" and "a trailer for a what?" and "are all the men of the 21st century as devilishly handsome as you?" but the result would be that I would have a decomposed corpse stinking up my house, so I guess I won't.
Umie the Umlaut says, "ask your doctor about the Fredösphere!"
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