The Fredösphere

You've all seen that Far Side cartoon.  Some cows are in a pasture.  One has a disgusted look on its face as it spits something out of its mouth.  "Grass!", it says.  "We're eating grass!"

Fix that image clearly in your mind.  Now try substituting rabbis for cows and cheese made of pigs' milk instead of grass.  No, don't ask why, just try it.

You couldn't do it, could you.  Here's why:  pigs' cheese is an oxymoron.

Thus endeth the lesson.  You may now resume your regularly scheduled life.