The Fredösphere

The Philadelphia School District has just figured out that the paintings it has had hanging on its walls for years is worth tens of millions  of dollars.  Wow.

I know how they feel.  I recently noticed in my basement a fairly large (15' x 25') portrait of some fat lady.  It turns out its a long-lost Rubens.  The appraiser guy told me the title is The Catholic Church Triumphant Giving Protestantism A Well-Deserved Kick In The Rear.  This could be my big break.  I may be able to quit blogging, which, let's face it, I've only been doing for the money.